Dementia Quiz

 DEMENTIA QUIZ:
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>     FIRST QUESTION:
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> YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON, WHAT
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> ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
> THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND
> YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
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> TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
> NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
> BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
> YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?
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> SECOND QUESTION:
> IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
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> ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU
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>  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST
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> YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?
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> THIRD QUESTION:
> VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
> THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
> DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
> TRY IT.
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> TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
> ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000.
> NOW ADD 10.. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?
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> SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....
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> DID YOU GET 5000?
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> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...
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> IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
> TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
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> MAYBE  YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...
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> FOURTH QUESTION:
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> MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1.     NANA, 2. NENE, 3... NINI,
> 4. NONO, AND ???
> 2.     WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~
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> DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
> HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
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> OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
> I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:
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> A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
> BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY
> EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
> NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF
> SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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> IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
> HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
> DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
> IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
> SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
> HAVE A NICE DAY sunshine, see you on the short yellow bus