Tuesday, November 30, 2010

No Body Scan at Airport...

Here’s a great solution to all the controversy over the full body scanners and
intimate pat-downs at the airports. This idea is not original with me, but I
thought I would pass it along. All we need to do is build a booth that you can
step into at the security area. This booth will not X-ray you, but WILL detonate
any explosive device you may have hidden in or on your body. The explosion would
be contained within the sealed booth and would be a win-win for everyone. Racial
profiling would be eliminated. Discrimination would be eliminated. Airport
lockdowns would be eliminated. Long and expensive trials would be eliminated.
This is brilliant. Imagine for a moment…you’re at the airport and you hear a
muffled “boom”. Soon thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system
“Attention stand-by passengers. We now have a seat on flight number….”
Brilliant, I tell you, brilliant!!!

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