Saturday, November 13, 2010

Hard to Believe....



 *ONE*


 Recently, when
 I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

 I asked for a half dozen nuggets.


 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
 teenager at the counter.

 'You don't?' I
 replied.

 'We only have six, nine, or
 twelve,' was the reply.

 'So I can't order a
 half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'


 'That's right.'

 So I shook my head and
 ordered six McNuggets *

 *

 TWO*


 I was checking
 out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the  belt close to mine. I picked up one of those  'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they  wouldn't get mixed.

 After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code
 so she could scan it.
    Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

 I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I
 don't think I'll buy that today.'

 She said
 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

 She had no clue to what had just happened.

 *

 THREE


 A woman at work was seen
putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

 When I inquired
as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' *

*

FOUR

 I recently saw a
distraught young lady weeping beside her car.    'Do you need some help?' I asked.

 She
 replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I  can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would  have a battery to fit this?'

 'Hmmm, I don't
 know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
 handing it and the car keys to me.  As I  took the key and manually unlocked the door, I  replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and  check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'


 * FIVE*

Several years ago,
 we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day  she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I  do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the  secretary told her. With that, the intern took  her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it  on the photocopier and proceeded to make five  'blank' copies.


* SIX *

 A mother calls 911 very
 worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the  mother says, 'I just gave him some ant  killer......'

 Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to
emergency!' *
 **

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