Need a Push?

> Need a Push?
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> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
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> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
> door and returns to bed.
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> "Who was that?" asked his wife..
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> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
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> "Did you help him?" she asks.
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> "No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
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> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. 
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> "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those
> two guys helped us?
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> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! "God
> loves drunk people too you know."
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> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
> rain.
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> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
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> "Yes," comes back the answer.
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> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
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> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
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> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
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> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..