The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $3000 per month.  
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 My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.  Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.  
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I like long  walks, especially when they are  taken by people who annoy me. 
 

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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my  brain figures out what I'm doing..  
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I  joined a health club last year, spent  about 400 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.
 Apparently you have to go there. 
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 Every time I hear the  dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. 
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll  say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't  she.' 

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