Daffinitions

                              ADULT:
                              A person who has stopped growing at both ends
                              And is now growing in the middle.

                              BEAUTY PARLOR:
                              A place where women curl up and dye.

                              CHICKENS:
                              The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

                              COMMITTEE:
                              A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

                              DUST:
                              Mud with the juice squeezed out.

                              EGOTIST:
                              Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

                              HANDKERCHIEF:
                              Cold Storage.

                              INFLATION:
                              Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

                              MOSQUITO:
                              An insect that makes you like flies better.

                              RAISIN:
                              A grape with a sunburn.

                              SECRET:
                              Something you tell to one person at a time.

                              SKELETON:
                              A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

                              TOOTHACHE:
                              The pain that drives you to extraction.

                              TOMORROW:
                              One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

                              YAWN:
                              An honest opinion openly expressed.


                              And MY Personal Favorite!
                              WRINKLES:
                              Something other people have,
                              Similar to my character lines.