MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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>
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
> GLENN: But you asked me how I spell it.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> (This kid is a future Rocket Scientist!)
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE: No, sir. But it's the same dog.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher.
> ____________________
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
> GLENN: But you asked me how I spell it.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> (This kid is a future Rocket Scientist!)
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
> punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE: No, sir. But it's the same dog.
> ______________________________
>
> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher.
> ____________________
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