Vikings

The Minnesota State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into

Minneapolis . For the first offense, they give you two Viking tickets. If

you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

 

Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Minnesota Vikings

 

Q. What do the Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, 'Jesus Christ'.

 

Q. How do you keep the Vikings out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.

 

Q.Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?

A. To the Metro dome.... they never have a touchdown there!

 

Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

 

Q.What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

 

Q.How many Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

 

Q.What do the Vikings and a opossum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.