Sick Leave

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending
to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY'And give me a
few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked 'What are you
doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her ..And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)


She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!