This one is for everyone who..



a) has kids


b) had kids


c) was a kid


d) knows a kid


e) is going to have kids.


I guess that means all of us!!






DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS






I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.



Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,


'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers', pretending to eat them.


I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.




I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'


She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'