Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Southern Ten Commandments

This is easier to remember...

Ten Commandments

(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7)  No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(8)  Don't take what ain't yers
(9)  No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's plain an' simple.
Y'all have a nice day now ya hear!

And bless your little heart....

Thursday, May 27, 2010

GONNA BE A BEAR

Eating with Bears

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Monday, May 24, 2010

Stress Buster Pics












True Friends

Not a dog but a hound!!! The dog pictured is a Bluetick Coon Hound. They are generally very loving and social and absolutely love people or anything they take a fancy too except for racoons!

True Friends

After losing his parents, this three-year old orangutan was so depressed he wouldn't eat and didn't respond to any medical treatments. The veteranarians thought he would surely die from sadness. The zoo keepers found an old sick dog on the grounds in the park at the zoo where the orangutan lived and took the dog to the animal treatment center. The dog arrived at the same time the orangutan was there being treated. The two lost souls met and have been inseparable ever since.

The orangutan found a new reason to live and each always tries his best to be a good companion to his new found friend. They are together 24 hours a day in all their activities.




They live in Northern California where swimming is their favorite past time, although Roscoe (the orangutan) is a little afraid of the water and needs his friend's help to swim.




Together they have discovered the joy and laughter in life and the value of friendship.




They have found more than a friendly shoulder to lean on.





Long Live Friendship!!!!!!!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Sex of a Fly


How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
JUST TOO CUTE.



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies"

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,"





Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone".

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