New Pastor

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.   

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.  Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'  Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
 

Avoid scams etc.

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Want to thank the Military?

View the You Tube Video at the following link.  Upon completion of the video, it increases the number of viewer.  At the time I viewed it, the number of viewers totaled 5,716,651.

http://media.causes.com/576542?p_id=92681239

Pictures Surprises

Dear Deers

Momma deer was accidentally hit by a car.  This baby was retrieved from the womb.  Though doubtful that this wee one would survive, the animal rescue agency succeeded.

Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.


This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.  During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
 

Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

Strawberries Bugs?

This video on the web link below comes in time for the  strawberry season !!!!!! Even if you don't have sound, you'll get the  idea.

I was not aware of this and have always just rinsed  my strawberries in plain water.....little did I know. Just sharing, in case the rest of you were not aware either.....

This is pretty  interesting about strawberries. Strawberry insects!

Just click on the link below, then click on the little black arrow on the bottom left of the strawberry screen.

http://star-k.org/cons-vegdetail.php?ID=48