Monday, November 9, 2009

Zen

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk

ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me

either. Just pretty much leave me alone.



2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and leaky tire.



3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.


5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else


6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile
away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not
for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18.. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither
one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your
lips are moving .

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

AND

22 . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a

laxative on the same night.

Priceless

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING





A message every adult should read because children

are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my

first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately

wanted to paint another one.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a

stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind

to animals.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my

favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little

things can be the special things in life.



When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a

prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always

talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a

meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I

learned that we all have to help take care of each other.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care

of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have

to take care of what we are given.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you

handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't

feel good, and I learned that I would have to be

responsible when I grow up.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come

from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things

hurt, but it's all right to cry.



When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you

cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.



When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of

life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and

productive person when I grow up.



When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and

wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when

you thought I wasn't looking.'



I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW

WHO DO SO MUCH FOR OTHERS,

BUT THINK THAT NO ONE EVER SEES.

LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT .



Each of us (parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, teacher, friend)

influences the life of a child..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Keep the H1N1 Away

Dr. Vinay Goyal is an MBBS,DRM,DNB (Intensivist and Thyroid specialist) having clinical experience of over 20 years. He has worked in institutions like Hinduja Hospital, Bombay Hospital, Saifee Hospital, Tata Memorial etc.







Presently, he is heading our Nuclear Medicine Department and Thyroid clinic at Riddhivinayak Cardiac and Critical Centre, Malad (W).






The following message given by him, I feel makes a lot of sense and is important for all of you to know...






The only portals of entry of the HiNi virus are the nostrils and mouth/throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions. Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is.






While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps, not fully highlighted in most official communications, can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or Tamiflu):






1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications). This is not a joke. Make it a ritual habit...make it part of your daily routine... DO NOT BE LAZY...!!!






2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).






3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.






4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.






5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.






6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.






LET'S ALL BE HEALTHY AND HAPPY!

Free food provided for animals

Hi, all you animal lovers!




This is pretty simple... Please ask ten friends to each ask a further ten today!

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (about 15 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals for free'. This doesn't cost you a thing.

Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Please pass it along to people you know.

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/ http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

Note the tab across this site.  It enables you to donate toward other worthy causes as well.

Happy Marriage

Ole's successful marriage formula . . . .

At All Saints Lutheran Church in Minneapolis,

Minnesota they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar.
At the session last week, the Pastor asked Ole
Westrum, who was approaching his 50th
wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some
insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these
years.


Vell, Ole replied to the assembled husbands,
'I've tried to treat her nice, spend da money on her, but best of all, I
took her to Norvay for da 20th anniversary!'


The Pastor responded, "Ole, you are an
amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell
us what you are planning for your 50TH anniversary."


Ole proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go

get her."

Monday, November 2, 2009

Unusual Facts


A male kangaroo is called a boomer, and a female is called a flyer.

 The word “upset” came into use for a surprise outcome when a horse named Upset became the first to ever beat the legendary Man O’ War.

 For hundreds of years, the Chinese zealously guarded the secret of sericulture; imperial law decreed death by torture to those who disclosed how to make silk.


Yahoo! is an acronym for “Yet Another Hiearchical Officious Oracle.” David Filo and Jerry Yang were in a trailer in Palo Alto, Calif., thinking of a name for their hobby!


Where did the term "hush puppies" come from to describe the fried cornmeal and fish dish?

The name is thought to have come from people using these treats to quiet unruly dogs. They would toss the treats and say, "Hush, puppy."